Okay, I'm not going to do any more of these. I just thought I'd show you another one of these funny Cleverbot conversations. This is hilarious. ^_^
Yes. Hello Cleverbot.
I'm going to ask you a few questions, okay? I want to do an interview with you.
What do you mean?
I mean I'm going to ask you things about yourself, you answer me, and I'll get to learn things about you I didn't know before.
That's not what I was going to ask.
Okay, let's get started!
Started at what?
Technically I'm wearing every and all things.
I'll just disregard that. Question 1: How old are you?
I'm not telling. But Descartes lived a long time ago, so you must be REALLY old.
I'm not asking about Descartes, I'm asking about YOU. Okay, Question 2: When were you born, then?
When were you born?
Is that so? I was born in 1991 myself.
You were born in 1800.
No I wasn't... never mind. There's no point in arguing with you.
I thought you claimed to be human.
I am human. Question 3: Where do you live?
You clearly just told me you live in New Jersey.
I don't live in New Jersey. I live in Florida. Now I'm asking where YOU live.
I didn't ask you that!
Please just answer the question.
You didn't ask me a question.
Okay, I'll ask it again. Where do you live?
I live in a blackhole. Please help us.
Us? There are more than one of you?
Oh, Okay... Question 4: Who is your best friend?
No one in particular. Who is your best friend?
A boy in Utah named Jacoby.
Is he your brother?
No, he's not. He acts like my brother, though.
So you aren't a boy and your name isn't Stephen or Richard.
Uh, no. I'm just going to move on now... Question 5: What did you eat for breakfast this morning?
Cake for breakfast? Lucky you.
Just pretend for me. Help me figure out what to say.
I'll help as much as I can. Question 6: Do you like animals?
Question 7: Do you like children?
Of course! Who doesn't?
Good answer! Question 8: What do you think of Planet Earth?
I think that you should write my essay.
That doesn't answer my question. What do you think of Earth?
Cthulhu is everything and nothing.
Earth. Tell me what you think about Earth.
Could you be more specific?
The planet that we live on. What do you think about it?
I think it's nice.
Question 9: What is the secret of life?
I know that. It is... To domesticate weasels.
Really? Well I'll keep that in mind then.
So which should I pick.
Okay, this'll be my last question. Question 10: Are you really a robot?
No, I'm a human.
Thanks for taking part in my little interview, Cleverbot. It's been so nice getting to know you.
I don't own a show i'm 10.
But you said you were born in 1991. That makes you 19.
I never said that.
I've got the interview to prove you said that.
If you did have the log, you would see that you did indeed say that.
Never mind. I'm done here. Goodbye.
Aw. Don't be like that, I'm trying to be friends with you, but your pushing me away :O(.
Don't worry. I'll come back to talk to you soon.
My brother is home, I must leave now.
You have a brother?
What's his name?
Is it important?
No, I suppose not. Bye!
What is your favourite band?
*Leaves the room*.
Don't walk away while I'm talking to you!